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This is dummy copy. lt is not the real copy. lt is just here to fill the space in the layout where the real copy will go, because the real copy has not been written yet. As soon as the real copy arrives, this is where it will go. Right in this spot where you’re reading. It’s not here yet, though (did we point that out? We think we may have). So you can stop reading now. You’ve invested enough time here already.

It’s not going to get any more interesting than it was to begin with which, frankly, wasn’t terribly interesting at all. In fact, if you’re still reading this then you must be (dare we say it?) a bit odd. Most peopie would have given up by now. Most people wouldn’t even have bothered to read beyond the first line. They’d have given it a cursory glance and turned straight to the horoscopes, or gone off to feed the budgie, or put the cat out. They wouldn’t be sitting here riveted to the page, doggedly reading, on the off chance that something interesting might come up. That’s why other people have budgies and cats. That’s why they have lives. Not like you. What do you honestly think is going to happen here that will be so captivating, so utterly engrossing, that it will even begin to reward your stubbornness in reading this far? We’ve told you not to bother to cary on reading. We know what’s coming up and believe us, it’s never going to take home any literary prizes.